< her> daaaaaaaad
* she fiddles
< me> mmm?
< her> I can see your porn book
< me> my *what* book?
< her> your porn book
< me> ummm.
< her> Here!
* she passes a book
< me> ... oh.
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'Teaching Children Chess' features a nice cover shot - a close up macro in soft focus of a pawn.