< her> daaaaaaaad
* she fiddles
< me> mmm?
< her> I can see your porn book
< me> my *what* book?
< her> your porn book
< me> ummm.
< her> Here!
* she passes a book
< me> ... oh.
--
'Teaching Children Chess' features a nice cover shot - a close up macro in soft focus of a pawn.
< u> *fb friend* became a fan of Treat a girl how you would treat your xbox
< l> turn her in every time you see a red ring?
... is getting 'FOR YOUR EYES ONLY' (horribly) tattooed on your cleavage. And then setting it as your profile picture on Facebook.
< vai> fagbot: doot today
< fagbot> IT'S LIKE I'VE GOT THE GAY THAT JUST WON'T STOP